Friday, January 23, 2009

Breaking and Entering



When I was younger I used to break into anything and everything. I even bought a lock picking kit and studied and practiced on every lock I could find...but usually what I found was that picking the lock was too much of a hassle if all I wanted to do was get in b/c there's almost always an easier way than picking the lock.

So at my old apartment I used to get locked out all the time and I didn't want to leave a key outside the apartment so I figured out that I could get in by using a butter knife so I used to leave a butter knife in my mailbox or in the planter outside so I could always get back in. :)

So yesterday I ordered some more Nespresso pods and upon checkout realized I shipped to my old address so I called them literally less than 5 minutes after the order and it had already shipped! WOW! I couldn't believe it but they were super nice and tried to reroute the order but couldn't so it arrived today and the coffee company (top class by the way) called me to let me know that they would send me a new order if I couldn't get the original one but I was up for the challenge.

Watch the video!

23 comments:

Shyla said...

Justin Timberlake and NeSpresso pods.... brings back Tour memories. haha. Heaven forbid you be nespresso-less. ;)

Um, and those roads by your house are way too twisty to be careening down at night while videoing yourself.
we would like you to live to be 30, Deej.

Brad Person said...

Classic :)

Julie said...

That was awesome.

You know, I think leaving your flashers on is just like saying, "HEY! Look at me! I'm parked in the red zone! I know it's wrong; that's why I have the flashers on." :)

Regis said...

You didn't show us how you would break into your mail box to get your mail.

Tim Halberg said...

hahaha... I had to break into there at least once or twice... I used a piece of string and threw it over the top of the door and hooked the handle... I like your way better!!

Candice of 'The Beautiful Mess' said...

Haha! Love it!

Splendid! Photography said...

hahha... this is great! :)

Jim Cook said...

Hey DJ, I am locked out of my house. Can you come let me in?

Sweet Whispers Photography said...

haha thats awesome! for the need of coffee - i'd break in too! :) especially these days... glad to see you smiling again!

THE assistant said...

That coffee is so yummy! And the video...lol....it's never a normal day with you DJ. :-) I can't imagine how you put the old address on there for delivery???

Bobby Earle said...

"What a single guy does on a friday night..." HA!!! I had to get lindsay to come over and see that part. Hilarious, Deej.

p.s. We're going to the Affliction card tonight because we hear scalped tickets are CRAZY cheap. It's in Anaheim. Fedor is fighting Andrei Arlovski. Wanna come????

Mike Larson said...

haha, so now does everyone know how to break in there? lets see if they fill in that hole now!

Catie Ronquillo said...

Hilarious! You fight, you break and enter, what's next DJ?! lol. Good stuff.

Jalene said...

Ok this great! DJ you're hilarious! :)

wildflowr said...

Davie, why on earth are you going through so much trouble for Nespresso when I can get you 100% Kona Peaberry wholesale fresh from the farm?
silly boy!

...that video totally made me miss Santa B tho :(... and sneaking into places I wasn't supposed to ;)

(tell the truth- what company ships in 5 minutes- you sent it there on purpose just to break in- be honest!)

Megan said...

Hey- I was at El Paseo last night!! How funny.

Shannon said...

Lol... I can already imagine the next law to be passed - Forget texting, no filming yourself while driving ;)

Kevin Swan said...

Nespresso is the best. I use mine all the time, but I don't have to break in to get my pods... Sweet video.

Ginger Murray said...

It looked like you could have just reached around the gate bar and pulled the handle down... no butter knife necessary.
I'm just saying how it LOOKED! :)

Apparently now that you are single, you are OC (Out of Control). Breaking in with butter knives, stealing coffee that's yours, parking illegally (but putting your flashers on?) and listening to Taylor Swift.

Vanessa said...

I have fond memories of breaking into that place too ;)

Heather said...

You're hilarious. And I'd do anything for those Nespresso pods, too. Those things are tasty.

Dennis Bullock said...

You must have really needed a coffee fix!

phototristan said...

Is that apartment available? I know someone who is looking for a place in SB.